there are very few things in this world i need as much as a shot of jim moriarty’s face after molly fucking hooper dumped him
back in my day the reblog button was on the top. we had to scroll 15 miles through the snow, uphill both ways.
back in my day if you reblogged a post from your dashboard you’d have to make sure to open it in a new tab or window or else you’d have to scroll all the way back down through 15 miles of read posts until you found your place again
If you leave near a Jimmy John’s sub shop, they sell their day-old bread for 50 cents a loaf, and they count anything that is over five hours old as “day-old” so usually it’s pretty fresh. You can obviously make a huge sandwich with it, but I’ve also made garlic bread, tiny french toast, tiny grilled cheese, and used the harder stuff to make croutons, bread pudding, etc!
be cool 2 ur pets. they have a very small life and u r a god to them. guide them through their life like a really cool tour guide and leave them with the best impression of earth
talking to very republican teenagers is so surreal
It must be strange for you to see teenagers who don’t blindly follow their liberal parents, or their liberal teachers, or the liberal media, or liberal celebrities, or liberal musicians, or liberals on the internet.